February 2011
63 posts
My purse unbuttoned my shirt tonight.
You’re welcome, Jackson, MS.
January 2011
29 posts
FYI, Texans aren’t as into my “independence is awesome, relationships should happen organically when people are mature enough to have them using their own rules” idea.
Bummer, but I ain’t changing my stance. No way, man.
They do, however, know how to drink.
The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.
Changing Our Minds
What is with this obsession with relationship standards?
Maybe some people are genuinely happy having open relationships. Maybe some people enjoy being single instead of giving into society’s pressure to couple up. Perhaps some people want to wander until they find the one, and perhaps some just want to wander forever.
There are no rules. Whoever told you guys that you have to follow any...
I want to live up to her expectations. I want our democracy to be as good as...
– President Barack Obama at Christina Green’s eulogy. He’s my president, the peoples president, for a reason.
It was an act against all of us. … This is home. This is our world and...
– Belinda Mims, a pharmacist in Tucson. She put it clearly and beautifully.
On Europe
Lucas: lets go
Lucas: you and me
Lucas: we can make a blog called "Fucking around Europe" where we have sex with people from all the western european nations
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS PHOTOBOMB
kellyoxford:
2 of my role models growing up + Michael TheMan Douglas + my favorite photographic pastime. I just don’t think life gets sweeter than this.
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Me: Why hasn't anyone thought of that before? To combine "Killin' me, smalls" with "Killing Me Softly?" I might have to be the one to do it even though I was never really on the "Sandlot" side. Goonies for life, bro.
Sara: I'm unaffiliated.
Sara Cowper. Making coming-of-age, child-star ensemble dramadies political since 2011.
Celebrities I Saw In Hollywood
Tyler Christopher (I only knew who he was due to a long addiction to General Hospital.) Russell Brand. Conan O’Brien. Natalie Portman. Chris Pratt.
Charlie Sheen?!
Want to know the stories? Gotta check out the travel blog. I am currently restricted WiFi wise, but will be back on the ball soon with much digital food for your brains.
P.S. I fixed the link!
THE IMPROV HOLLYWOOD. FRONT ROW. RUSSELL BRAND. EYE CONTACT. ALL NIGHT. IN LOVE.
P.S. I have more splendid followers, I’m sure thanks to the lovely George, and while I love this personal blog and suggest you stay on for the nutty things I have to say, the travel blog is here! I’ll update on the Russell show there & all of the other cool things we’ve been lucky to experience...
unapologetically-deactivated201 asked: “I love/hate everything. I think I’m better than I am and worse than I am. I think I’m better than you and worse than you. The one thing I know is I’m funny from time to time.”
— This explains me to a tee.
— This explains me to a tee.
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: Two things I would LOVE you ALL to do :) →
Help George then help me. THANKS, GUYS!
aroundthestatesin90days:
Ok, so I have a favour to ask of you all. As you may already know, i am in my final year at uni, and hoping to get a 1st class degree in the summer, just the week before i start my roadtrip.
I have a research project to do, for 30% of my entire final degree mark! If you are female, over the age…
Not only did I cross 5 states today, but the Verizon iPhone is coming out NEXT month! I have been waiting for this day for so very, very long.
Hey, America!
I’m gonna start crossing you tomorrow. Be good to me. XO.
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Haha.
True story: someone deliberately searched for a tag degrading Jersey Shore, a tag I happened to slap upon one of my random ass, doesn’t-mean-a-goddamn-thing posts as an aside. Oh, and said person searched for it not because they commiserate or agree that these people are terrible role models, but because they genuinely love the show. That’s all fine and well, dude. Love what you love....
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Proud to announce that the 500th post I liked on Tumblr was Star Wars-related.
Let’s hear it for the super geeks!
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Ahh, I miss this. I have watched “The Daily Show” since Craig Kilborn hosted. It’s been nice watching all the vets go on to different things, but I feel nostalgia for the old days.
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Swordfish is on a loop on my TV. All I can think is “Don Cheadle, please go on, forever and ever.” On the other hand, I keep thinking “John Travolta: just stop. STOP.”